Joy, Peace and Prosperity

I have either poison ivy or some other allergic reaction rash on my arms and legs. It is really ITCHY! But then to cap it off, somehow I managed to contract conjunctivitis in my right eye this morning. I wash my hands constantly. I just don't understand how that's possible. But at least my eye can join my arms in the itching department.

In other news, Charles decided to spray Caroline's rabbit with Febreeze to give it a fresh minty smell this afternoon.

Oliver has been very, very naughty all day. He is asleep now. He is so adorable when he's asleep.

Vivian has advanced to the age of being a worthy foe for Oliver. They engage actively and physically in their arguments. It is highly amusing because Vivian does not run to mama for comfort and she doesn't whine. She forcefully pushes forward demanding her way. Oliver delights in these exchanges. He practically worships the ground she walks on for her worthiness in battle.

Gabriel still has no spine. Check back in a couple months. I'm hoping for some sort of masculinity to kick in any moment.

Caroline is as snooty as ever. She can actually say anything and make it sound hoity toity. I think it's a gift. "Please pass the milk." She can say it with such disdain--I never heard anything like it. "I have a mosquito bite on my arm." How a person can make that sound stuck up is beyond me, but somehow she manages. Tonight at dinner I looked over at her (she sits to my left) and said, "Caroline, do you think your sixteen already, or something?" She got up from the table, rolled her eyes at me and said, "Mom, I'm so totally sixteen." Do you engage at that point, or just shrug and go back to your dinner? It's not like I want to die on every hill. At some point I must choose the battles.

Tonight at dinner I made a snide comment that the children could only engage in conversation that was of general interest, and general interest would be defined as whatever mom, dad and Margarita found to be interesting. My comment was really directed at the rapid flow of drivel coming out of Charles and Gabriel, but Jonathan decided to take it very, very personally. He tried to assert his rights in our Republic, and made some sort of reference to the Constitution. I didn't bother getting into the socialistic, welfare state/tyranny we currently live in--decided not to go on a 20 minute rant concerning the butchery of millions of innocent Americans every year, or the evil of the Federal Reserve...just let all that go and focused on the fact that Jonathan lives in a benevolent dictatorship. That he had no say in his existence or provisions made for his education or living conditions, and he was entirely dependent on the ongoing benevolence of his parental units for all he laid claim to.

He became exceedingly sorrowful and emotional over this. Rather out of character for the chap. Jon asked him what his problem was and I decided to chime in. "He's on his period. You know how that is. He gets all emotional and probably has cramps." Jonathan was jolted out of his tears. "Mom!" He yelled. "What?" I asked innocently. I'm just trying to help."

Jon is going without hairspray these days. And he's kind of growing his hair out. This saves me from the monthly dilemma of not noticing when he gets a haircut. But with guys, are we supposed to notice? They pretty much spend their entire existence with the exact same hair style, except for that one year here or there where they try something totally new and outside the box, and then spend all the other years, looking at the pictures and wondering what they were thinking.

Tonight I showered and was getting ready for a meeting. Went into my closet to get a pair of pink flats, and they were not in their appointed place in my shoe hanging storage unit. I found this hugely irritating. So out of my bedroom I marched, and demanded that my six offspring get busy finding my shoes. I had no sympathy. I roared from the roof top. I knew one of them had made off with the shoes for idiotic reasons known only to themselves, and no one would have a moments peace until the shoes were found. I had already suffered the loss of a nice pair of black boots with the most charming buttons early last week thanks to Caroline's rabbit who was allowed a stroll through my closet complete with ample nibbling time.

After about 10 or 15 minutes, the shoes were found, on the grill in the back yard. I merely thanked the child who handed them to me, and did not bother pursuing the flow of logic and action that accompanied the relocation of my shoes. There are some things I simply do not have the steam to address.