Random Thoughts

What was in today's headlines:
*New York Time's reported that Nancy Pelosi visited a mosque in Damascus, Syria on Tuesday. She would have looked better in a burka.
*France's FM is concerned about Iran's latest announcement. They're going to have to sew more white flags.
*Coffee Users are at a lower risk for Parkinson's. Yes, it was stated Coffee User. Drug user, coffee user. Mmmm.
*I really loved this one. "Waistline measurement a 'new vital sign' ". Are we really that stupid? Gee, I had no idea that the measurement of my waist was an indication of how fat I'm getting. Fancy that.
*Oh, this one was fun: "Heart failure, sleep apnea can be a deadly combination"- can be a deadly combination. I'm laughing out loud.
*Clinton, Obama to skip Fox-Sponsored Debate. Well, lookie there. Clinton and Obama are in one accord about something. Not debating.
*You gotta love this. NY's top Judges are finally demanding justice on something- raises for judges or else they're gonna sue. Lol.
*Here's a sobering one: what happens when the government gets involved with healthcare."Texas court may pull plug on 17 month old child" and then it's added (because human life isn't valuable unless the mother wants the baby "despite mom's wishes."
*Sheryl Crow, founder of Stopglobalwarming.org begins a Stop Global Warming College tour. In order to emphasize her personal devotion to eliminating pollution, she'll be driving a small hybrid car to the different campuses. Had you going for a moment, didn't I? Just kidding, she'll be taking her personal jet and entourage everywhere. It's important for the little people to stop being polluters, not the the upper class of American society. Reminds me of when good old Al Gore was asked if he would personally pledge to abide by the legislation he wanted Congress to pass for the average people in america to minimize pollution. His response-"Well, I'm in the middle of remodeling my home" and he added that he could afford to pay for the increased price of special energy sources.