Daily Diary

This morning Jon and I realized that we are out of clean underwear, there's no more coffee, and no more toilet paper. I looked at Jon and thought about that for a moment. "We really need a wife," I said. Jon having read the book of right answers gave me a big squeeze. "You are my favorite wife. And it makes it more interesting wondering if there's going to be toilet paper when you are in the bathroom, or gee, is there going to be coffee this morning? Better yet, think what a wonderful thrill I get on the mornings I open my underwear drawer and there is another pair of clean boxers," and we both laughed very hard. I married the greatest guy ever!